THE BAD TIME MACHINE

JUKEBOX OF BAD TIMES · 1930 — 2026 · NO COINS RETURNED

SIDE A · TRACK 01

ARROWS SPIN THE NEXT BAD TIME · SWIPE ON MOBILE · DROP A COIN FOR AUTO-SPIN

THE MILESTONE HALL OF SHAME

WORST DECADE TO MAKE EACH BIG LIFE MOVE — BAD-TIME SCORE

WHO REALLY HAD THE BADEST TIMELINE?

POINTS = BAD-TIME SCORES, COUNTED ONLY IN THE DECADES YOUR GENERATION WAS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE EACH MOVE — CAREER 18–35 · FAMILY 22–40 · HOME 25–45 · SAVING 25–55 · WELL-BEING 20–60 · MENTAL HEALTH 13–25. GEN Z & GEN ALPHA ARE STILL SPINNING — NOT IN THE RACE